chanese nu year

hullu hullu. omg cny is coming, and i've just finished buying my last piece of clothing. it took 1 week of intensive speed buying with dezhi teck and lawrence to do that. and last week was the most splurging week in the universe (yes, i can hear you, dezhi and teck heng, laughing in the background). omg nets is so great. i love nets. nets nets nets nets nets. and you cannot imagine how many times i typed "ents" instead of "nets" due to the fking small keys on the small keyboard of the small mac which only allows you to type blog entries in small fonts. OKAY ENOUGH AT LEAST YOU HAVE A COMPUTER TO USE YOU FKING UNGRATEFUL HOBO. so. yes, shopping for clothes. i feel like i have just completed my "shopping for shoes: shopping 101 for un-shoppish shoppers" by miss aysuria chang. and i also upped my shameless level. omg lah you know at the fox at taka downstairs opposite giordano (or is it bossini or hang ten) when the ppl were trying to put their nicely folded new clothes on the shelves when i was looking for a check square blue long sleeve button shirt (CSBLSBS) that i tried on the day before with teck and lawrence and mingren who is lawrence's friend. they put the CSBLSBS on the floor and then i went to dig right in between two fox ppl who were talking and putting clothes into the shelves, unfolded most of the m sized ones cos i wanted the s size (i am, very small, i think) and then i found one at the bottom of the stack. ok the 2nd most bottom, cos the bottom one was a lone l size. i think the ppl were staring at me and saying "wtf.wtfwtfwtf" in their heads (ooh thought bubble teck) but i pretend i din see. so. i tried the CSBLSBS then i put it into the bin where they put the clothes you tried but din want to buy. AIYAH KEK SIM AH WHY LIKE THAT SHAMELESS UNTIL. ah but i was desperate can. so. anyhow i managed to get a tee from topman (ooh) a beng-ish button shirt with beng-ish print (BIBSWBIP) and two tees from a shop called freshbox in far east. i think freshbox is my new 37d cos the shirts there are really nice, cool and CHEAP. okay, not v v vv v cheap but at least its reasonable. not like topman or zara where the underwear costs $50. WAH GOLDEN UNDERWEAR FOR GOOD LUCK. soo. oh yah my jie or my other jie or my mom bought this figure-hugging sweater from giordano. you know the grey one with the knitted stripes. ok it sounds vv gross. so now. i have 5 shirts to wear for the 3 days of CNY holiday. so greedy but WHO CARES AAHAHAHAHAH.

and i am still pissed that the moved bods.bodynits off to suntec or sth. i dunno why but i can wear their stuff nice nice. maybe the bods boss is short, too. :)

okay, so much for cny shopping.now. thursday was the annual humans party, where we got to see our cute little j1s. the party was okay, but the after-activities were fun. omg, the younger 1a13a is damn pai lah. they followed us to holland v where we went to coffee club till like 12 and they stayed later than us and i bet they had booze. we weren't even close at that point in time in j1 lah. i rmb after last years party i took the right bus in the wrong direction to tampines with lawrence and evee and ended up taking a cab home from orchard OMG HOW LUSURR. but coffee club night was really fun, though i had a headache and got drunk on strawberry smoothie. then the tiger beer came and i made a tiger beer joke WHICH BRIDGET THOUGHT WAS FUNNY i am a success. you know the jessica alba tiger beer ad? we were making up bimbo responses to the ad.

male fan of jessica alba (mfoja): what would you say... to a tiger?
jessica alba (ja): hum?
mfoja: beer!
ja: sure!

and here's how we mutiliated it

mgoja: what would you say to a tiger?
ja: um, roar? like roar roar?

mfoja: what would you say to a tiger?
ja: um, don't eat me?

okay it doesnt sound remotely funny here, but then again we were hyper and half drunk. OH YES AND AT HOLLAND V THE WALAWALA WE SAW SOMEONE. ahahah we're soooo going to frame you, someone.

suuo. cheeks booked out of camp today so he wanted to treat us with his army pay. the way he talks about army makes me want to enlist now. it's like a long march camp, which is better than school most of the time, cos theres no studying. anyways. we went to eat tze char (economical order dish with rice) at lavender market. then me dezhi junyuan enqing and ivan went to bugis to get dezhi's new year clothes. omg. we went for a drink at somw taiwanese xiao chi (small eat) shop where tan long ordered chou tou fu (smelly beancurd). the menu states "Fried Beancurd with Strong Odour". haha v funny. but it was really damn fking smelly lah. smells like sun dried shit or rotting century egg, or as dezhi puts it, his grandmoter's buttocks. omg. i din eat any cos i hum. and tan long had to eat like 3 pieces but he almost puked on the last one, which he spat out onto the plate causing the stench to erupt everywhere. disgusterous. omg IT STINKS WHY DO PPLE STILL EAT IT? YOUR SENSE OF SMELL TELLS YOU WHAT TO EAT AND WHAT NOT TO BY IDENTIFYING NICE SMELLS AND BAD SMELLS. THAT'S WHY YOU EAT PERFUME, FLOWERS AND DEODRANT AND NOT SHIT OR FRIED BEANCURD WITH STRONG ODOUR. omg. we went to buy mints after that, it was so traumatic. oh and i bought teens wich came with a robbie williams poster! go robbie you are old and hairy BUT WHO CARES COS YOU CAN SING. woooo hooo.

i think i should throw away my contacts now, cos i've been using them for like one month plus to stretch their usage limit. fck i just coughed out green phlegm onto the table. tissue tissue..

okay, so that's all for now... happy chanese nu year!

GONG HE DA JIA XIN NIAN QUAI LE, WAN SHI RU YI, XIN XIANG SHI CHENG, CAI YUAN GUANG JIN, SHENG YI XIN RONG, XUE XI CHENG GONG, LONG MA JING SHEN, SHI SHI SHUN LI and etc...

and of course, BU BU GAO SHENG, QUAI GAO ZHANG DA and ZHENG ZHENG RI SHANG for me!

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