nine oh nine and one one nine

WE GOT THIRD FOR OPEN AND FIRST FOR RELAY JUN YUAN MY BABY YOU ARE GODLIKE SOMEBODY KILL HIM AHAHA.

which i is why im not in school today cos my entire body is aching and cramping. i cannot walk, i can only wheel. actually i can walk, but its such a chore. oh well. oh man you know during the comp it felt so hopeless and usesless on pulau ubin. ugh, pulau ubin was disgusterous. at the start from temasek poly until the abseiling part it was still okay. althoug i cramped my entire lower body (nope, he wasn't cramping, he's fine, 'entire lower body' is a euphemism) it was still okay. it was a pubin man it was shitty. until checkpoint 5 where we learnt that we were third. then it got better and better. then we went back and there was a group of groupies called the relay and support. then it got better. then my cramps miraculously healed or numbed off (its v cool how you can just make your legs so numb until you ignore the cramps. oh the power of the human spirit). then it got better cos miss pan and the rest of old school 60th zoomed past us on a white van that read 'glory methodist something i think it was old folks home', screaming go 6oth why are you walking? then it got better cos we were walking along loyang avenue and along the bus no. 9 route and suddenly i looked at the map and we were heading for TAMPINES. TAMPINES. MY DI4 PAN2. and suddenly everything was fine, screw the cramps. whooosh. and then it got even better at bedok reservoir cos the boys told us they got first and we could get third. then it got even better cos we came in third and the boys first, which is like a sixtieth historical event cos we've never won anything much before. omg. maybe we're just lucky but who cares? WE WON AHAHAAHAHAH. omg. thanks and kudos to ivan my support pillar, without you i wouldnt have anyone to distract me from my cramping. yizhang, my former squad one protege and ultranavigator who outwitted the team of commandos and navy diving ppl and shortcutted us to victory. and jun yuan my babeh who is just... jun yuan-ish. I HATE YOU AHAHA INSIDE JOKE ahah. and most of all the lovely boys. oh yes i sound gay and paedophilic, but the boys were great. YOU ROXXORS ahaha. whew. oh man i wanted to lan so much but i was too achey and i had no outside clothes and i had to finish my hist s essay. ahaha BUT STILL WE ROXXORS AHAHA oh man i want the swiss army knife. AH I WANT TO KEEP MY GLOVES AND HELMET AND THE BAG AND THE WATER BAG AND THE NUMBER TAG AH AHAHAHAAH SIAO LE SIAO LE MAD AH SIAOGAO

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