call the medic!

woah. today was ns checkup day and eric and i were late and pretty scared on the cab cos we met for breakfast at tampines although our appointment was at 9.30 so we took a cab. hmm you know they shifted both mine eric just victor etc etc's appointment from like june to today or tommorrow, and when you get there they're all from the top 5 jcs so something sinister is going on. i think they injected some Pre-Antigen Protien stuff to prevent us from becoming dissidents on the pretext of drawing our blood. heheh that was not funny. oookay

so we got there and i got seperated from eric. i felt like crying hahaah everyone was so brutal and officious (hmm nash would prolly enjoy it) and i lost eric. nah the woman at the counter was dem nashy all she said when everyone EVERYONE E V E R Y O N E came in was 'ic medical questionare' then keep typing and when she din see ur ic and medical stuff she'd glare at you for a while the scowl and take the stuff. okay no lah she was v nice but so officious! hmmm. ookay now for the fu stuff. when you get in there you have to be half naked the whole way so start workin out for those abs boys haha. NO LAH you're fully clad most of the time, except the xray (where they freeze your nipples off) and station six. first there was an audio test, and u're supposed to write down wat you here on the earphones. mine was "eeeEEEeeee EE ee EEE EEEEE!!". okay actually you just raise your hand whichever side the sound came from but the sound was tmd soft. then got eye check blah blah. oh for the benefit of those who are gonna take it HERE IS HOW TO TAKE THE URINE TEST

step one: PLACE YOUR FILE ONTO THE RACK. WALK RIGHT IN AND DUMP E FILE IN OR ELSE THEY WILL NEVER CALL FOR YOU.

step two: WHEN YOU GET THE RED BOTTLE (WHICH IS VVVVVV SMALL) AND THE STICK, GO TO THE TOILET.

step three: PEE AT THE URINAL INTO THE BOTTLE. REMEMBER IF IT OVERFLOWS PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS

step four: INSERT THE STICK INTO THE BOTTLE THEN EMPTY ALL THE PEE AWAY

step five: SHOW THE MO THE STICK AND STAND FOUR TILES AWAY FROM HIM OR ELSE HE WILL EXCLAIM CBTMDCCBLP ETC.

okay so now you know how to take the test. hehe. oh and they drew quite a lot of blood so now i feel anaemic. hmmm. yeah i stuck with reuben from RP throughout the entire thing haha OMG he is really really REALLY scared of blood leh hehe. so now for station six. everyone must go topless, so you see lot of ppl all looking v awkward HEE HEE. NO HOT PPL LAH really dun have. woah must wait v long inside, so bring a good book. oh eric and i got reunited here with victor and we read... eight days. hmmm. eh but you got to admit its quite a fun read. oh then i went into the MO office and he looked v sinister and licked his lips when i went in topless. then he said "come, boy remove your underwear and shorts and stand there so i can get a good look..." while rubbing his rubber-gloved hands suspiciously. the he smiled furtively and said cough, the action of which would trigger a jump from ur dick (i bet you're coughing now) cos u gotta flex your pugocogogenous muscle or sth. then he asked me to bend over and touch toes. THEN IT WAS OVER OMG FOUR FKING HOURS over. PES A BABY HAHA

okay then we went for lunch at the CMPB canteen woah the food was :{ the chicken chop was vvvvvv smelly leh! as in really smelly!!! chao sng smelly i din finish it woah. after lunch we went for the iq test WHICH LASTED TWO HOURS WOAH AND I REALLY GOT HEADACHE LEH.

haha i guess the whole thing was kinda fun, but thank god for mp3 players. on the way home i found a seat next to a angmo with really broad shoulders and v lot of hair and a woman with really strong perfume. so i had to sit shrugging for v long. hmmm. at least the ang mo smelled nice woah if he had BO GGXX haha.

okay bye bye bye

and that's a nsync or bsb song -_-""""""

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