shoot shag marry

omg you cannot hear what aysuria and i were doing with shoot shag marry yesterday at the esplanade backstage. e.g.

SSM, s____, j___ and n___ for aysuria.
SSM, a fridge, a tv and 5 million bucks. she chose to marry the money and shoot the fridge. how do you have sex with a tv?
SSM, a papaya, durian and watermelon. she shot te durian cos shagging it would hurt. and then she married the watermelon cos the papaya is more narrow shhhh OMG THE MENTAL IMAGE

haha oh we played a prank on the month before july! haha she told him that e___ tore up her dress into shreds and all she could wear was some esplanade uniform. AND HE BELIEVED omg v funny

okay gp time

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