another day

well, in an attempt not to make this my one-hundredth post, i've scoured my contents page and deleted a double post to make this post ninety nine :

today was far more fun than all the other days since last saturday, combined, with the highlights being meeting enqing for gym, having a seven-minute-long chat with victor (MMMMMAMMA I MISS YOUU NEHH), meeting eq and jun yuan for lunch, having several chats with tan long, whom i managed to convice that my house was flooded due to the monsoon thing (you sad and sorry sod) and with whom i jodie and jordaned all the way with to IKEA tampines, actually that is kinda what happened all day, so as you can see today was fun and filled with highlights.

i woke up late, and went to the gym an hour late, only to realise that eq woke up one hour later, and reached one hour later than me, so in total we have wasted in total (me: 1+1 and eq: 1+1+1+1) = 6 man hours, i think. we were supposed to go swimming, but jun yuan became angwwy cause we were so late, and so moped around whining and pouting petulantly like a child, and refused to go swimming and sat down and sulked. HAHA actually that is just my version, and anyways he looks like he's pouting all the time.

we were supposed to watch a movie too, but same jun yuan had to go home early so we settled on lunch at century square, within which i received a call from my primary school classmate lesley tay who we used to call lesbian gay (oh, sad, immature and unkind childhood, but i now see several of you raising your eyebrows, especially you two, you know who you are HAHA) but i think he is neither and anyways lesley said that two of our ex classmates were having sakae buffet soon and asked me if i wanted to go and i said omugod okay i ask alvin (other pri school classmate) and the rest first and voila i think we have an improptu pri school gathering looming in the distance, shit i feel v fat and ugly and ughh, i hate reunions. actually i don't i am just trying to conform here.

in the spirit of improptuition, we decided on a whim to go to the new IKEA tampines which bridget and i went to, along with n people (where n is v large such that n is always > n which creates a neverending cycle that means n is infinity get it get it OHH my math ah) and seriously the place is much nicer with less people around, i sat on most of the sofas and the beds, ohh the beds i want the four poster one it looks extremely good for unsavoury activities, THE POLES! THE CURTAINS! THE STORAGE PLACE UNDER THE BED! yeah and the beds were all quite nice but abit small, actually everything was abit small HELLO IF I FEEL THAT IT IS SMALL IT IS REALLY REALLY SMALL OKAY yeah v weird, everything looks so big in the catalogue, maybe cause all the furniture was comapred with each other and they hired hobbits to act as models OHH I AM V UNFUNNY LEHH BUT HURRY HURRY MY CHICKEN IS LOOKING / SMELLING LIKE IT IS OVERCOOKING SO HURRY TYPE

yeah had pseudo dinner-lunch-tea-snack thing at the IKEA restaurant, which actually, was quite cheap, reasonable, economical and all other adjectives expressing 'value for money' i mean like a v large bowl of curry chicken with more chicken than potato and rice cost 4.80 sing dollars, and we had fifteen meatballs (oh just stop it will you, victor and js HAH SEE I PUT YOUR NAME FIRST) in white cream mushroom sauce (STOP STOP STOP) which was v nice and cost us 2.75 dollars each there were three of us go figure

OKAYY OKAY I MUST RESCUE MY CHICKEN BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE

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