oh what a lovely day

oh my god, taboo is the most hilarious game in the solar system. samples:

1. eq: it's something teck heng uses!
rich: nets!
answer: nets

2. teck heng: it's something i don't use!
rich: um, tampons! a brain!
answer: cashcard -_-

3. teck heng: it's not lunch or dinner!
rich: tea!
answer: breakfast (but, logically speaking, if it ain't lunch or dinner, then shouldn't it be tea?)

4. teck heng: oh my god, i am so _____, mrs _er__ is a _____!
rich: um, slut, whore, bitch, bitch, bitch?
answer: blonde

5. teck heng: the the the
rich: duchess of malfi?
teck heng: the the
rich: circle of life?
answer: caretaker

6. rich: um, um, anal what? anal what?
teck heng: anal mountain high enough?
answer: probe

7. teck heng: i'm a slut
rest: agree
teck heng: i'm a what girl
answer: call girl

8. rich: when you are pregnant you give?
teck heng: me wings when i'm falling?
answer: birth

9. ivan: jurong bird?
dezhi: park!
ivan: another word for testicles?
dezhi: balls! nuts!
ivan: put together!
dezhi: nutpark!
answer: ballpark

10. teck heng: i tested what for aids?
answer: positive

11. teck heng: in the play Othello, this woman was described as a porcupine.
rich: (othello got meh) um, um, um, Cariola?
answer: midwife (actually, it's from the Duchess of Malfi)

12. teck heng: ahh ahh AHHH AHHHHH
answer: reflextology

there are many more, but i am very tired from laughing, god this is so funny. everyone's either zoning out or playing naruto now, and we are waiting for breakfast. so long, rest of friday.

the barbequeue was great, woochiao and liansheng came along too, and it was nice seeing them again. junyuan, as usual, had work. stupid cow. got an unexpected sms today, which i didn't really know how to respond to, pretend nothing has happend? or pretend i don't know anything? hmmm. oh well, time to wash my face and sleep for a bit. get well soon js.

reeeeeeech